As a winner of a Eurohockey 4th place title or two, I like to think I know a bit about this stick and ball malarkey. I’ve always fancied giving something back to the fans, so here I am to answer your questions. No autograph hunters though, please – you lot piss me right off.
Last week I was penalised for stepping outside the D for interfering with play within five yards of the keeper. I thought with the new rule changes this was allowed – can you advise what I did wrong?
Excuse me? Do I look like a fucking umpire? If some whistle-blowing bint in black socks tells you to shift your arse, just do as your told. Christ almighty, you people… if I could hand out yellow cards to block people from the Internet for five minutes, you’d be getting a sackful of the bastards.