Fuck are you looking at?
Tea with two sugars please, pet.

England Hockey’s no-nonsense, straight talking coach tells us what he’s been involved with recently.

  • The other day, one of the coaches for the England Badgers told me how proud she was that her daughter came third in a school beauty pageant.  She soon changed her tune when I explained that it means her child was too ugly to win.
  • Relating to the above, I’ve a good mind to boot that girl from the team – it’s no use wasting good coaches on kids with shit genetics.