The Hunchback himself, wearing his favourite red top as he scampers frantically up the Gothic steps of the cathedral in search of his beloved Esmeralda, sanctuary from the guards, and a nice bowl of woodlice.
An artist’s impression of what a particular member of the Brogdon family may or may not look like, celebrating after going on another mazy run between three hapless defenders before scoring the kind of epic goal that only a true hockey wizard is capable of.